Interlude: A Moustache Story

I got back from holidays and discovered that I could not eat with out putting my moustache in my mouth and could not drink with out using it as a filter.

So I took a photo and found...
Look Ma, no top lip.
But then after a delicate piece of surgery with a pair of sissors, a steady hand and a mirror.
I soon dicovered the lost treasure of King Soloman.
My top lip!