Podiatrist

So, I went to the podiatrist.

Found out that I have no natural shock absobtion. I'm a thumper as the podiatrist put it.
I also have ponation and I kill shoes very quickly, I was recomended to buy new shoes every 6 months or so.

But the most disturbing information I gained with this meeting.....
was the colour of the podiatrists underwear.

She had a seam coming undone in the crotch of her pants. And I couldn't tell what it was at first, but soon saw that it was skin tone underwear. Slightly frightening in the I can't stop looking at it kind of way.

How do you tell some one that, especially someone you don't know and who is looking at your feet?

I didn't tell her, I didn't have the courage.