A New Invention?

I was talking to some guys in the office.
Now, I did not raise this topic, nor did I start talking about it, but the topic of inflatable sex dolls came up.
Declaration: I have never owned or used an inflatable sex doll or any other kind of sex toy.

But any way, I start talking about this new design of doll.
I has pressure sensors in it.
One is in the end so if you thrust deep enough into the doll it moans and screams.
The one on the left of the hole is the speed sensor. If it gets rubbed 6 times in 2 seconds the doll will make statments like "oh yeah" "feels so good" and "ram that cock in me".

As I was creating this I was asked "Are you having us on or does that exist?"
I was shocked. I thought it would be massivly obvious that I was bullshitting. Obviously not.
I then told this story to my flat mate and another work collegue. Both thought it was real as well.

Now, I know I can bullshit with the best, and am quick of the mark with comebacks and put downs. But a sex doll with sensors in it.
If the people I told though it was real then maybe I should patent it.

Can you imagine telling people how you made your fortune.
"I invented sex dolls that moan as you fuck them."

Have to make a quid some how I suppose.